Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Old News

J: I was feeling really positive until Barack Obama announced that they weren’t going to give any more bailout money to General Motors and Chrysler. I don’t want the company that made my car to go out of business—cause then I’ll be driving an anachonism. That’s why I’m glad I didn’t buy an Oldsmobile.
…I think the man is wiretapping us.
…Toyota apparently could buy GM, if it wanted to, with one third of its cash reserve. 1/3 of its MAD MONEY – it wouldn’t even have to sell any of its components, like GM is doing. They’re dropping SAAB like a hot potato – my dream car is a SAAB 93 convertible. There goes one of my reasons for living.

MW: Jeremy, it’s a little boxy.

J: It’s not boxy, it’s muscular.

When are you going to put up my pearls of wisdom on your blog?
I can't wait to go viral.

Feed the soul as well as feed the pythons.

TIME TO FEED THE PYTHONS, BROTHER[sp]!

--Jeremy W., of Colorado

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