I think we should start some only child union

To convey our needs, concerns and interests to wider society

I was talking about this with my only-child Colorado friend the other day

And I've determined we're different

So we should organize on a national level to express our concerns

yes

yes indeed

i have an only child friend visiting

it's great to see her

we have unique issues

and qualities that tie us together

Like a need for personal space

Right

indeed

We're operating on our own wavelength

And people like you know who need to get out of our bubble

Maybe we could have special seats on the back of the bus where nobody could sit next to us

hahahahhaha

Yeah, that could be our first organizing issue

We could all boycott the TTC and the MBTA and the like until they give us special treatment

You could be like the reverse Rosa Parks of the only child empowerment movement