George Bush and Tony Blair are in a corner at a G-8 conference, laughing at a private joke. Condoleezza Rice comes up and asks what it was.
“We were just discussing World War III,” says Mr. Blair.
“It would kill a billion Muslims and one dentist,” says Mr. Bush.
“Why a dentist?” asks Ms. Rice.
“See,” says Mr. Bush to Mr. Blair, “I told you no one would care about the Muslims.”

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