I do yoga so that I can eat chocolate. Cadbury's milk. If I can't get 15 hours of sex in... I'll have a bar of chocolate. -- Sting

Most of Sting's quotations of the day on Sting.com seem to revolve around him making fun of Tantric sex. Sting, maybe you should call it your Joke about Tantric Sex Quote of the Day, huh yeah?