Sex (Advice) Addict

No big surprise, I have an (unhealthy?) obsession with sex advice columns, podcasts, books, youtube videos, mostly by Dan Savage. Actually, entirely by Savage. Savage always rips into young and coming college sex advice columnists after giving them helpful advice about how to be better advisors (don't talk about your sex life -- even though he sort of does this all the time...) by savagely informing them that America doesn't need, and won't need, another one for many years, thanks to the wonders of syndication.

The few alternative colums I've read to Savage Love have been worth the read, with the notable exception of Sex Advice by Sasha in Eye Weekly. I violently hate her column, her advice, and, if I ever meet her, probably her person. All her advice ever results in is "blah blah blah buy this vibrator from the store my friend runs..." Gee thanks Sasha, we really needed you to tell us that's a good idea.

This week's column, however, completely contradicts all of what I have just argued. Titled Mrs. Robinson, I am trying to seduce you, a loyal reader writes in about a young man with a MILF fetish, and is therefore a regular on a number of MILF porn sites. While this fact alone is nothing shocking or abnormal, the fact that the letter is written by HIS MOM (and possibly his ultimate MILF?) makes this letter hilarious. She is the one who discovers her son's MILF porn addiction, and while she fully expected to find porn on his computer, and didn't have a problem with this, she is now paranoid that she is her son's literal number one MILF.

I'd suggest at this point to read the article yourself, but wish to make one last point. Sasha, in her typical moronic style, fails to ask her reader the most important question: Is she attractive? Or, more appropriately, is she a MILF?

(Oh and my apologies to the Chief. I know you're a big Sasha fan.)